“Did you get a haircut?”
“I got them ALL cut!”

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“put the kettle on”
“i don’t think it’ll fit”

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in response to something being described as intense: “KIND OF LIKE CAMPING”

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when driving passed a cow: “well that’s a fat deer”

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when passing by a graveyard: “people died to get in there”

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supercollider?! but i hardly know her!

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